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Hello new friend, my name is Fred

the words you hear are in my head.

I say, I said my name is Fred,

and I've been... very naughty.

The story I'm about to tell,

I tell you, I will tell you well,

Is of my dear aunt Muriel,

and just how I've been... naughty.

Voila the farm. My aunt lives here,

with precious pup, and husband dear.

My heart beats fast as I drew near,

I feel so nice... and naughty.

I thought just how excited they,

must be that I would come today,

they'd shout "come Fred! huzzah! hooray!

Dear boy you look so... naughty."

That's when my tired eyes beheld,

a doggy dog, like dog, he smelled,

D-O-G, is what he spelled,

and that's how I spell... naughty.

Alone was I, with tender Courage,

and all his fur, his furry furrage,

which, I say, did encourage,

me, to be... quite naughty.

Courage... your hair...

it reminds me of the first time I knew just how,

I felt, about hair.

It was a day, I'd not forget,

the day that I first met my pet,

oh what a lovely gift to get,

I'd never felt so... naughty.

My fuzzy friend, is what he was,

this darling little ball of fuzz,

And oh, such fuzz, such fuzz, it does,

demand, that I... be naughty.

He looked at me, his fetching eyes,

and fetching fur did hypnotize,

and filled with joy, and filled with sighs,

and that's when I got... naughty.

Now, now... you shouldn't play in the toilet

This dripping hair, this droopy curl,

unfold sweet memories of a girl,

whose tresses, oh, they'd twist and twirl,

and tempt me to be... naughty.

Barbara, my love was named,

and her fair hair, a mane untamed,

until one evening, I'm ashamed,

I got a little... naughty.

The look upon my young love's face,

was sweet as lace,

but in this case,

I realized she... needed space.

I never more was naughty...

well... maybe not never.

Dear cur, your fur and fleece remind,

of nothing found in human kind,

but for one fellow who did find,

me, to be... in a certain mood.

Into my shop, he walked one day,

with bush above, and beard bouquet,

that's no toupee I pray, no way,

I could help but be... you know.

I'd never seen such hair before,

his bangs they sang, his neck it beckoned,

eyebrows, armpits, all were reckoned,

soon I figured what the heck and,

guess how I was... naughty.

Sweet pooch, afraid I'll shave your tail?

Why now, that would be weird!

So ends our little story.

But then my landlords did resume,

to free me from that porcelain tomb,

and ferry to a private room,

your hero, ever doughty.

Good-bye dear aunt, I'll miss your farm,

and Eustace's ebullient charm,

and farewell Courage, what's the harm,

if I was slightly... naughty.

With love,

From Courage the Cowardly Dog....

Dude Freaky Fred used to give me nightmares! he terrified me!

So this is his poem actually from the episode 'Freaky Fred'

youtube him, the way he says 'Naughty' is... *shudders*
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Gryphann Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2016  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oml this was my childhood... ;u;
This should be called "Naughty" or in this case, "NAAAAAUUUUGGGHHHHTYYYY."
spid3rshark Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2015   Artist
cool :D
ShotgunDude Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2015
I just read this aloud in Fred's voice. It was fun! And I always loved the show, too! ^^
d3rpman03 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
did it give you more nightmares then that cgi fetus from perfect?
EtherBot Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
narutosuperfan456 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2015  Hobbyist
When I was a kid I thought the episode was weird but I liked Fred a little.
Forestwater87 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015
OH MY GOODNESS! I literally remembered from childhood this creepy guy, but couldn’t think of a single thing about him except the way he said “naughty.” None of my friends knew what I was talking about, but it’s both exciting and terrifying to now know what I’d half-repressed.
RGB64 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2014
This episode was about a man, named Fred,
Who might not be right in the head,
But hey, he never left anyone dead,
Even if he was a little...naughty.
InkOfSpades Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
You couldn't help yourself could you? XD
didact343 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
King Ramses gave me nightmares. 
RGB64 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2014
KING RAMSES (The Man in Gauze, The Man in Gauze)
didact343 Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
That song was always catchy, though. XD
UltimateJKC1994 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That episode didn't scare me as a kid, but I found it funny for some odd reason! XD
ZeSnowman Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014
Ive decided that I want to try and get into voice acting and I read this entirely everyday, trying my best to copy his voice, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE! Ahaha
Neos-Two Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Why isn't that "Naughty...." bit A FREAKING MEME?!?
Candi-Kisses Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013
There was something so wrong about the way he said "naughty". I'm reading the poem and it sounds like he molested someone lol
NamelessSoul1 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I think in the episode Courage was suppose to be represented as a child and Fred well... a molester. I think this mainly because of the way he describes Courage and how he talked about Barbra.
JMuth561 Featured By Owner May 13, 2014
Nah, he just touches himself as he shaves people. Occasionally he rubs the hair against his parts. It's not as deep as people read into it. 
Sillyhatlovingbro Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013
I like it when They add the creepy texture to the poem with a a little eccentric tim curry accent...(as he was a parody version of "sweeney todd" but with different "hobbies")

He was very interesting character to me anyways he is…

Lexy316 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2013  Student Artist
I love his poem, he's one of my favorite characters
MaiLoveXIII Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Everything in Courage used to scare me. But now I find the way Fred says "naughty" to just be funny.
But he's still a creep.
NinjaSlendy Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Classic freaky fred. Very....naughty
MittySocks Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I read it in Fred's voice. I'm terrified now.
Hypothermic-Poseidon Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
bahahaha <3
LadyXarity Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I love him xD
Jadeum Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
*hides under shock blanket* man that show was so freaky!! can you watch it now?
Casinovasvictory Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2011  Student General Artist
i can now yeah, but Katz still creeps me out!
Jadeum Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
*shudders* scary creepy ass show
Casinovasvictory Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2011  Student General Artist
it was, its not aired over here any more though... shame as it was a huge part of my childhood, staying up late to watch it from under my duvet...
Jadeum Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
youtube? it might have it!
Casinovasvictory Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2011  Student General Artist
it does but the epiosdes often have screamers in :(
rickraptor707 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2013
What do you mean by that?
cuby1999 Featured By Owner May 4, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Always loved this show, even now I watch it on Netflix
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