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Hello new friend, my name is Fred

the words you hear are in my head.

I say, I said my name is Fred,

and I've been... very naughty.

The story I'm about to tell,

I tell you, I will tell you well,

Is of my dear aunt Muriel,

and just how I've been... naughty.

Voila the farm. My aunt lives here,

with precious pup, and husband dear.

My heart beats fast as I drew near,

I feel so nice... and naughty.

I thought just how excited they,

must be that I would come today,

they'd shout "come Fred! huzzah! hooray!

Dear boy you look so... naughty."

That's when my tired eyes beheld,

a doggy dog, like dog, he smelled,

D-O-G, is what he spelled,

and that's how I spell... naughty.

Alone was I, with tender Courage,

and all his fur, his furry furrage,

which, I say, did encourage,

me, to be... quite naughty.

Courage... your hair...

it reminds me of the first time I knew just how,

I felt, about hair.

It was a day, I'd not forget,

the day that I first met my pet,

oh what a lovely gift to get,

I'd never felt so... naughty.

My fuzzy friend, is what he was,

this darling little ball of fuzz,

And oh, such fuzz, such fuzz, it does,

demand, that I... be naughty.

He looked at me, his fetching eyes,

and fetching fur did hypnotize,

and filled with joy, and filled with sighs,

and that's when I got... naughty.

Now, now... you shouldn't play in the toilet

This dripping hair, this droopy curl,

unfold sweet memories of a girl,

whose tresses, oh, they'd twist and twirl,

and tempt me to be... naughty.

Barbara, my love was named,

and her fair hair, a mane untamed,

until one evening, I'm ashamed,

I got a little... naughty.

The look upon my young love's face,

was sweet as lace,

but in this case,

I realized she... needed space.

I never more was naughty...

well... maybe not never.

Dear cur, your fur and fleece remind,

of nothing found in human kind,

but for one fellow who did find,

me, to be... in a certain mood.

Into my shop, he walked one day,

with bush above, and beard bouquet,

that's no toupee I pray, no way,

I could help but be... you know.

I'd never seen such hair before,

his bangs they sang, his neck it beckoned,

eyebrows, armpits, all were reckoned,

soon I figured what the heck and,

guess how I was... naughty.

Sweet pooch, afraid I'll shave your tail?

Why now, that would be weird!

So ends our little story.

But then my landlords did resume,

to free me from that porcelain tomb,

and ferry to a private room,

your hero, ever doughty.

Good-bye dear aunt, I'll miss your farm,

and Eustace's ebullient charm,

and farewell Courage, what's the harm,

if I was slightly... naughty.

With love,

From Courage the Cowardly Dog....

Dude Freaky Fred used to give me nightmares! he terrified me!

So this is his poem actually from the episode 'Freaky Fred'

youtube him, the way he says 'Naughty' is... *shudders*
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RGB64 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2014
This episode was about a man, named Fred,
Who might not be right in the head,
But hey, he never left anyone dead,
Even if he was a little...naughty.
didact343 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
King Ramses gave me nightmares. 
RGB64 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2014
KING RAMSES (The Man in Gauze, The Man in Gauze)
UltimateJKC1994 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That episode didn't scare me as a kid, but I found it funny for some odd reason! XD
ZeSnowman Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014
Ive decided that I want to try and get into voice acting and I read this entirely everyday, trying my best to copy his voice, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE! Ahaha
Neos-Two Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Why isn't that "Naughty...." bit A FREAKING MEME?!?
Candi-Kisses Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013
There was something so wrong about the way he said "naughty". I'm reading the poem and it sounds like he molested someone lol
NamelessSoul1 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I think in the episode Courage was suppose to be represented as a child and Fred well... a molester. I think this mainly because of the way he describes Courage and how he talked about Barbra.
JMuth561 Featured By Owner May 13, 2014
Nah, he just touches himself as he shaves people. Occasionally he rubs the hair against his parts. It's not as deep as people read into it. 
Sillyhatlovingbro Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013
I like it when They add the creepy texture to the poem with a a little eccentric tim curry accent...(as he was a parody version of "sweeney todd" but with different "hobbies")

He was very interesting character to me anyways he is…

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